Cafeteria Review

Cleo and Kensies Cafeteria Review!!

Everyone enjoys lunch as it is a time to take a break from classes and indulge in the delicacy of Sage dining. To figure out what people truly like to enjoy at lunch, we did some interviews during lunchtime and asked people their favorite lunch foods and to rate what they’re eating.

Here are the results!

We asked 7 people to rate their food, and the average rating came out to be 4.58. 

Favorite Cafeteria foods

Breakfast burrito (“I took down 8 of them yesterday”- Robbie Mcorckle)

Egg rolls

Beef and Broccoli but only with rice

Pesto Sandwich

Alfredo Pasta

Potatoes (the little ones..?)

Ramen Bar (please bring it back)

Mongolian Chicken

What food would kill a Victorian child

The grease on the pizza

Panini bar

Mystery meat

Random salad bar mush

Meatballs

We also asked people “If you were stranded on a deserted island and you had to eat someone at your table, who would you eat and how would you prepare them?”. Emma Bromley said she would eat Molly Hildebrant and cook her with soy sauce. Molly was in disbelief at Emma's answer and went non-verbal. Luke Nguyen would turn Paxton Towe into kebabs. Paxton got excited when he heard this. Zay Batten would eat Najee Young. Thomas Holland would fire Miles King. Miles let out a long sigh. Lastly, Robbie Mcorckle would put an apple in Wells Headley’s mouth and slow-cook him before he eats him. Wells spit out all of his food when he heard this.